How thoughtful

So this whole turning 40 thing has been making me kind of nuts lately. With d-day still over a month away , I get this early "birthday card" in the mail today. At first glance, it looked seemingly innocent, and the first thought that entered my mind was what senile relative sent me a card so early. Allow me to quote the inside greeting...

Consider this an early present from us. If you buy now, you can get a personalized quote for a 39-year-old male and pocket the savings. Purchase today additional life insurance coverage before that next birthday, and you'll have even more to celebrate...

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Happy Birthday from your friends at USSA Life Insurance

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Now I'm really depressed...I'm going downstairs to jam on my Epiphone